Christian fail

I was in my science class, in the time that most people talk, and I heard one of my classmates that i have had several theological debates with, and has repeatedly called me an idiot for being an atheist, tell her friend that she found a pocket bible and, "was so confused, I never read it before! I couldn't pronounce a single word, I was like 'who is Job?'" I know that most people who are Christian haven't read the bible, but even in my time as a Christian, i read up to the new testament.